My wife is genius, says Kasuri

Friday, November 13, 2009 at 10:23 pm

Do you remember Ahmad Raza Kasuri? Yeah again he is facing a controversy, this time due to his wife. His wife has submitted three different birth cirtificates. According to these certificates Mrs Kasuri passed matriculation at the age of 11 which was surprising for many but Mr.Kasuri said:

there are genius people in the world. He questioned if an eight-year- old boy could memorise the Holy Quran, why an 11-year-old girl could not pass the matric exam.

Federal Counsel of Ministry of Education Asad Abbas replied:

if Mrs Kasuri was genius, why she passed the matriculation through a supplementary examination

:-)

Details given here.

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Categories: Tafreeh, politcs, Idiot, Ignorance, pakistan

A ’sensible’ love story

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 at 11:28 pm

Behind every great man there’s a great woman -This really fits well after reading about InfoSys history. A love story which makes sense. The story tells that the women who think that living in house make them maids and backward are actually idiots of your own kind. The story also tells that one should not forget his past. Read the entire story here. A love story which actually gives a positive lesson.

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Categories: tribute, World, The great people

Pakistanis for sale @Rs.650

Friday, October 23, 2009 at 12:26 am

How would you say if someone asks you that your worth is around Rs.650? Definitely you would not feel good. The fact is that that our friend, Amerika has already figured out our worth and signed a document named Kerry-Lugar bill. According to the bill, the cost of yours is not more than Rs.650 and in return you have been asked to put everything at stake. Are you surprised? well just see yourself. According to the bill,Pakistan will be given $1.5 billion/annum. So just do a bit math and it will reveal something which is quite unpleasant for me.

Annual Aid($) = 1500000000

Annual Aid/Pakistani($)=1500000000/ 16000000(16 corore Pakistanis) = 93.75

Per Month Aid($) = 93.75/12 = 7.8

Per Month Aid(PKR) =  7.8 x 83 = 648.43

Amazing, isn’t it? All those wanna be experts and ignorant intellectuals who have been preaching us,Pakistanis to stop protesting the aid must figure out their own worth. Maybe they would have been given additonal dollars to keep their mouth shut(or open to promote Uncle Sam’s interest) but you can see yourself. I think I am not so bad at maths that I can’t even calculate a Pakistani’s worth. Congrats guys! Even a prostitute knows her worth and cash it before selling her out but thanks to our moderate and enlightened leaders who proved themselves even lower than a prostitute.

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Categories: Secularism Extreemism, Extreemism, Ignorance, madness, pakistan, fascism, rants, disaster, Announcement, America, Islamabad, facts

Salman passed away

Monday, October 19, 2009 at 11:44 pm

For others he would be a blogger but I know him and his little sister for more than a decade.  My old irc friend,Ayesha’s elder brother Salman passed away due to Meningitis. Salman and Ayesha are already thalassemia patient but both brave kids have courage enough that to make infinite and tired-less efforts for thalassemia awareness in Pakistan. I want to say a lot but i am still shocked. I knew about his illness and unfortunately could not make my way to visit him due to workload after marriage leaves and all that. Plus I got news he was getting better but Allah has planned something else. May Allah gives Sabar to Salman;s family and to his younger sister Ayesha and gives hight level to Salman in paradise. Ameen

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If Columbus was married…

Sunday, October 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm

If columbus was married he could have never discovered America because:

1)Kahan Jarahay Ho?
2) Kis K saath?
3)Kia Daryaft Karnay?
4)Wapis Kab Ao gay?
5)Mey Bhi Chaloun?
6)Ghar Pay Rahna May kia Maut Arahee hay?
7)Ammi ko bhe Lay Chalain?
8)Mere liye kia lao Gey?
9)Baqaidgi se phone kartay Rahna
10)Wapsi pey timatar leyana

via SMS :-)

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Shoe continues to chase Americans

Monday, October 12, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Finally it happened in Pakistan as well. According to the News:

KARACHI: The culture of throwing shows at opponents has covered a long journey having started from Arab, it has now arrived in Karachi as an un successful bid of hurling shoe at a US scholar was made at Karachi University, Geo news reported.

According to sources, a student hurled shoe at a US scholar, journalist and the president Foundation of US Democracy (FoUSD) Clifford May when he was delivering lecture on democracy but he remained unharmed.

The lecture organizer Monis Ahmer confirmed to Geo news that a student threw a shoe at a US journalist but he escaped unhurt.

He said hurling shoes at guests is a condemnable act and we excused our guest over the incident.

Offcourse it;s not a healthy activity and good approach to welcome a guest but what if the guest crosses his limit and offends his host? According the guy, the professor was offending Muslims in Palestine and he could not resist at all. Urdu version can be read here.

So the act started by a shia in Iraq has finally been arrived here as well.  It just proves that Americans are not hated by “Talibans” only but many Talibans like militants in other sects as well;be it in Iraq or in Karachi.In quran’s language,”Surely there re signs for those who are wise”..but definitely not for those who continue to follow their slave ancestors and prefer to consider USA as demigod.

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Categories: Ignorance, pakistan, Announcement, blogging, Palestine

Kill Muslims and get the Noble Prize

Saturday, October 10, 2009 at 11:21 am

This is really joke of the month. The President of a country which has been killing Muslims for a decade now,has been awardedfor Noble Peace Prize.

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Nikah 2.0: My “Live” Nikah Cermony

Sunday, October 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm

This time it’s not a joke like this one. Alhamdolillah I got married last week on 24th September,2009 here in Karachi with a lovely lady who is my wife now MashaAllah. Being a wannbe geek I wanted to broadcast the event LIVE from the venue which I was able to do successfully. Many of my friends and relatives who were not able to attend the event live joined my Nikah right from their computer from many parts of the world. I left Karachi after wedding cermonies and just came back so details later. Filhal enjoy the video which was broadcast at that time. Enjoy how Qazi Saab made my nikah memorable :-)

In case if it does not work then just visit:

http://qik.com/pknerd

laters

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Mullah Omar’s Eidul Fitar Message for Invadors,”Do study Afghan history”

Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 3:52 pm

This is the first time I have ever read anything by Mullah Omar. An interesting piece and it does try to clear out few confusion about Talibans and the role of media against Islam,Jihad and related things. Read below.

Praise be to Allah, Who exalted Islam and Muslims and debased polytheism and the polytheists. Peace be on the leader of the Mujahideen, the noble of the Apostles and Messengers and peace be on his descendants, companions and all those who follow his guidance.

Having said that, I would like to state: The Almighty Allah says: “Say: Truly my prayer and my service of sacrifice,

My life and my death are (all) for Allah, the Cherisher of the Worlds.” 6:162.

I extend my heart-felt felicitation to all heroic Mujahideen, the pious people, the families of martyrs of the sacred frontlines of Islam and to all Islamic Ummah on the occasion of the Eid-ul-fitre and congratulate them for their having performed the sacred obligation of fasting. I pray to Allah, to accept in His sight all the worships and sacrifices that they offered. May Allah pass these days of love, brotherhood and joy in an atmosphere of happiness, prosperity and victory over the invading enemy. I congratulate you all for the historical victories achieved in the honorable frontlines of Jihad this current year. May Allah accept the martyrdom of the martyrs and the struggles of the Mujahideen in this blessed and holy path?

Availing of this opportunity, I deem it necessary to put forward the following points before you all:

a) I assure our brave people and the gallant Mujahideen that the plans of global colonialism for occupation of Afghanistan has faced failure because of your self-less sacrifices. During the past eight years, NATO under the leadership of the militarists of Pentagon, implemented a policy of brutality and atrocity, hoping that they will subjugate the brave people of Afghanistan by dent of military power. They used their sophisticated and cutting-edge technology including chemical weapons in order to achieve that end; employed hundreds of centers of propaganda and spent billions of dollars to portray image of their military power in a palatable way and terrorize their counterpart opposition. But all these anti-human activities could not give them success. With the passage of time, the resistance and the Jihadic movement, as a robust Islamic and nationalist movement, assumed the shape of a popular movement and is approaching the edge of victory.

The invaders should study the history of Afghanistan from the time of the aggression of the Alexander, to the Ganges of the yore and to this very day and should receive lesson from it. Still, if they are bent on ignoring the history, then they themselves saw with their own eyes, the events of the past eight years. Have they achieved any thing in the past eight years? Even if they are not ready to review the loss and benefits of these years, at least, they should ponder over the consequences of the extensive operations launched under the name of Khanjar “sword” and the panther’s claw. What did they achieve? Is this disgrace and historical defeat not enough for them (to take lesson)?

Though the double-faced media has kept their public ignorant of the facts but their government are well aware of the ground realities—the huge casualties and the sagging morale of their soldiers. The more the enemy resorts to increasing forces, the more they will face an unequivocal defeat in Afghanistan

It is clear from the statements of the military sources of NATO and America and the information disclosed by captured soldiers that material and life losses of the invaders are several times higher than what they acknowledge. Any way, the policy which they have adopted will only prolong the current crisis but will never solve it. This is because the existence of foreign troops in Afghanistan and the invasion is in itself an issue, not a solution—even a big issue in its own right.

The rampant corruption in the surrogate Kabul administration, the embezzlement, drug trafficking, the existence of mafia networks, the tyranny and high-handed ness of the warlords, and spread and increase of the centers of obscenity being materialized as per the previously contemplated plans, are part of the colonial ambitious and conspiratorial accords. This has driven the people to face poverty, starvation and unemployment to the extent that they were forced to sell their children.

Despite the crimes of the invaders, another brazen atrocity is that, that they imposed a corrupt and stooge administration on the people once again by the pretext of the so-called elections which were fraught with fraud and lies and which were categorically rejected by the people. It is very natural that the gallant and free people are not ready to accept the results of these illegitimate elections. Therefore, first of all the issue of the existence of the invading forces in the country should be solved and Afghanistan must find its place as a sovereign country on the map of the world. The internal issues among the Afghans can be solved but in circumstances of occupation, ( our ) national and Islamic interests come under the shadow of the interests of the foreigners and our national and Islamic interests readily fall prey to the interests and conspiracies of global colonialism.

Our goal is to gain independence of the country and establish a just Islamic system there on the basis of the aspirations of the Muslim nation. We can consider any option that could lead to the achievement of this goal. We have left open all options and ways towards this end. However, this will only be feasible when the country is free from the trampling steps of the invading forces and has gained independence.

b) The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan wants that the true sons of this land should have participation in the government and in the government-making, following the withdrawal of foreign forces from Afghanistan– because the rehabilitation work, economic, political , educational and cultural affairs of the country can never go along way without participation of knowledgeable , professional and experienced sincere Afghans. Fortunately, a great number of our independent, professional, experienced Muslims cadres, whether they are inside the country or outside, have not submitted to the current occupation, nor they accept the administration brought about as a result of the occupation. They support an independent, free and Islamic government in the country.

The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan has distinctive and useful plans for the future of Afghanistan under the shade of the just social system of Islam after the withdrawal of the foreign forces. They include rehabilitation of social and economic infrastructure, advancement and development of the educational sector, industrializations of the country and development of agriculture.

c)The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan calls on all those who work in the surrogate Kabul administration and shore up the global colonialism by their being there to stop opposing your religion, country and people. The foreign colonialists take strength from your Afghan arm and continue their occupation of our country. These brutal invaders have trampled down on all our Islamic values; they work for dissemination and spread of Christianity under a previously worked-out plan; they plunder our natural resources under one and another name and put heavy burdens of loans on our country. The Islamic Emirate has left door of safety open for whomever depart with the ways of betrayal and treason with the country and people.

All should bear in mind that the current popular Islamic revolution against the invaders is forging ahead like a powerful flood. Any one who opts to resist it will himself be washed away. Atrocity, torture, brutality, conspiracies, coalitions, the foreign forces and mercenaries could not hurl stumbling blocks in the way of this robust Jihadic movement. It is better to side with your people to fulfill the obligation required by the belief and gain historical honor, particularly the former Mujahideen who now work in the stooge administration should make for their infamy by joining the ranks of Jihad and abandon the ranks of the non-believers.

D ) The Islamic Emirate (IE) believes in social and internal reform as well as in positive initiatives in the context of Sharia. IE is aware of the in discrepancies. Therefore, it obliges all Mujahideen to strictly observe the rules and regulations so that all Mujahideen will continue to wage Jihad as sincere sons of the country for the prosperity of the masses under the framework of Islamic Sharia. Thus, they will become both true protectors of the frontlines of independence and representatives of the fundamental wants of the people.

The Islamic Emirate considers the purge of its ranks and self-accountability an everlasting and necessary obligation.

The enemy has faced defeat in the field of the battle and it is not far way that it will swallow the bitter poison of a complete defeat. But as a last tactic, it is trying to spread seed of disunity and division among the nation to turn its defeat into victory. Praise be to Allah, the High, that the enemy is facing a fiasco in its hypocritical efforts. The Islam-loving and country-loving people consider it a religious obligation to keep the unity and assist the Mujahideen. They see independence of the dear country as their legitimate right and believe the western media serves only as a loudspeaker of Pentagon. They will never be misled by their fatuous propaganda. The sympathy, affinity and enchantment of the people play a great role in the unprecedented advancement of the Mujahideen. Praise be to Allah, the enchantment of people and their affinity grows day by day. Therefore, the Mujahideen should not think themselves to be a separate entity from the people. They should protect their property, life and honor and stop those who, under the name of Mujahideen, want to encroach on the property, life and honor of the people–readily by the provocation of the enemy. Similarly, Mujahideen should focus on the Islamic education of the masses, so that they would voluntarily participate in Jihad in person and by wealth. The people should remain aware to avoid being tricked by the empty bluffs of some military commanders or the statement of a British military commander saying that we would remain in Afghanistan for forty years.

We would like to point out that we fought against the British invaders for eighty years from 1839 to 1919 and ultimately got independence by defeating the Britain. Today we have strong determination, military training and effective weapons. Still more, we have preparedness for a long war and the regional situation is in our favor
. Therefore, we will continue to wage Jihad until we gain independence and force the invaders to pull out.

When we notified all regarding the unprecedented momentum and impetus in the resistance in our previous statement, they were not just propaganda-oriented empty words. All witnessed the momentum in action. We warn once again that our ensuing aggressive operations will be characterized by effective tactics which will enter a phase where the enemy will have unparalleled casualties and constant defeats, if God willing.

e)The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan wants to maintain good and positive relations with all neighbors based on mutual respect and open a new chapter of good neighborliness of mutual cooperation and economic development.

We consider the whole region as a common home against colonialism and want to play our role in peace and stability of the region. We assure all countries that the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, as a responsible force, will not extend its hand to cause jeopardy to others as it itself does not allow others to jeopardize us.

We would like to say, we are victims of the black propaganda of the enemy media. This has created doubts between us and a number of countries of the world. They have wrongly depicted us as a force being against education and women’s rights. They also accuse us of our being a threat to the countries of the world. The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan wants to clear away all these doubts provided a conducive atmosphere is available. The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan calls on the public of the West not to be deceived by the assertions of Obama, who says the war in Afghanistan, is a war of necessity. The West does not have to wage this war. This war, in fact, started for clandestine motives under baseless reasons. The humanity, as a whole, suffers from its negative consequences. The global economic meltdown, instability, lack of trust and violation of international norms is the outcome of the baseless policies (of this war).

The public of the West should also not be deceived by the assertions of the General Secretary of NATO and British Prime Minister who claim the war in Afghanistan is for the defense of the West. Such deceiving and baseless utterances must not confuse you. These are just demagogic efforts of your rulers aimed at justifying this unlawful and long imposed war in contravention of all international principles.

No country in the world has right to meddle in the internal affairs of its neighboring country according to the modern international principles. The arrogant powers-that-be at the White House and its British Ally should know their interference from thousands of kilometers away is never acceptable to the countries of the region and can never be tolerated. The plans of colonial expansionism which is under way in the region under the notorious and unlawful slogan of war on terrorism is, in fact, an endeavor against the universal human values, justice, peace, equal distribution of resources and independence– an endeavor tainting the true representatives of the aspirations of the people under one or another name. All countries, particularly the Islamic countries, our neighbors, the powerful countries, the movement of the non-aligned countries should feel and fulfill their historical role.

I urge the Islamic Ummah, particularly the Islamic and Jihadic organizations to remain aware of the conspiracies of the enemy; abandon the internal differences and begin a concerted and comprehensive struggle for the defense and freedom of the oppressed and occupied Ummah.

To end, I urge all God-fearing Muslims, as they themselves share the joy and happiness of this occasion with their families, should not forget the widows of the martyrs, orphans and mothers who have lost their sons. They are the martyrs who laid down their lives against the bloc of the infidels for the establishment of Islamic system. Similarly, do not forget the bereaved families of those Afghan victims including old men, young, women, children who have been martyred as a result of the blind bombardment of the invaders and are no more among you.

Finally, I extend my felicitation to you on the occasion of Eid-ul-fitre and wishing you independence.

–Hoping and praying for obtainment of independence and establishment of a complete Islamic system.

Mullah Mohammad Omar Mujahid

Amir-ul-Momineen

The Servant of Islam

Source: Shahmat, Talibans Official Website.

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Categories: Extreemism, Religion, pakistan, Nothing last forever, World

Celebrating Eid according to Prophet’s(SAW) Sunnah

Sunday, September 20, 2009 at 11:21 pm

Whoever stands up (in worship) in the nights preceding the two Eids expecting rewards from his Lord, his heart will not die when the other hearts will die. (Ibn Majah)

Eid is the festival for Muslims.Eid is like gift of Allah(SWT) for those who takes full advantage of the holy month. The night before Eid is called Lailatul Jaziyah.Therefore we should not waste this holy night on roads in shopping or at other places.

Mufti Taqi Usmani’s article about Lailatul Jaizah and Eid can be read here.

Mufti Sohban Mehmood Sb’s lecture about DOs and DON’Ts of Eid can be listened here and here (Ignore the attack message)

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Categories: Islam, Eid