Altaf Bai: Politician cum Dramabaz cum “Genetic” Engineer
June 9th, 2008
Yesterday I got chance to watch Bai’s Interview in Brunch With Bushra. Bai talked lots of things about him and told many “best kept secrets” about himself.
First of all Bai revealed that he was a tharki. Maybe he’s still a tharki? Bai told he used to stare every girl in Mohallah and then Karachi University. later Bai told that he fell in love with a gal in her Mohalla. Bai used to teach her(I don’t know what?).
The most amazing revealtion for me was that Bai had full knowledge about genetic engineering and he also told the secret that he knew the reason behind sweet voice of Lata Mangeshkar,an Indian singer. Bai told its it has to do something with DNA. I was impressed that MQM’s leader is a scientist too. The most amazing thing was his laughter, quite like a shy old eastern woman. Bai also sang songs in the program. In short Altaf Bai entertained a lot in 2 hours show. Will be uploading i video once it’s available.
Posted in Tafreeh, Idiot, pakistan | 6 Comments »
Expelling Qadyanis from college: Haven’t we forgot our Shariah?
June 8th, 2008
via Awab’s blog:
BC Urdu reports that a group of 23 Ahmedi students having been expelled from a Medical College in Faisalabad on 4th June 2008. The pretext was that it would create a law and order situation because the Islami Jamiat-e-Talba (IJT) had protested that these students were propagating their religion which these students deny. Even if this were true, whether they have or do not have the right to do this can be looked at by a court of law. Expelling the students from the college is illegal and usurps the right of Pakistanis of any religion, color or caste to have education. Some of them have spent four or five years in this college already.
I don’t know how to react on such violent act by a student Union. I can’t grasp any genuine reason at all. Just because they were discussing their belief, they were expelled? Why? I mean what kind of Muslims are we that we feel so fragile in our beliefs that someone’s words would send us away from our religion. Now I would like to ask IJT guys that how can we say anything to Americans and others NOT to do anything against Muslims while we ourselves doing same with minority. Can we convince them to allow us to preach Islam in US ? Will they allow us? What if they also expell us similarly? Why don’t such moron Muslims understand that dialogue is the best way to convince others about your own belief? Don’t IJT guys think that we missed the chance to save these qadyanis to go in Hell by filling more hatered in them against us? Don’t they think they ruined the hopes of many families just because of their beliefs? Don\t they think that tomorrow their kids could be expelled from US due to caps and beareds? This is not good, this is not Islam. This is nothing but fascism. If you guys had no ability to spread blessings of Islams to them then it doesn’t mean you punish someone else for your own ignorance and mental impotency. I feel disgusting. What IJT guys did is not part of Islamic Tableegh. If it was then today Omar(RA) was remembered as an infidel rather a 2nd Caliph and great companion. We have really forgot our shariah. *sigh*- Our own belief has become so fragile tht we feel we would abandon Islam if we start living among Non-Muslims. Shame on us! Shame on us!
Posted in Ignorance, Islam | 36 Comments »
Beyghairat Musharraf: I feel pitty for you
June 8th, 2008
I usually hear that wise people always learn their past mistakes and try to not to repeat. Fools are those who do more mistakes based on past mistakes and ignorance.
Yesterday General (retard) Pervez Musharraf appeared infront of media after long time and answered questions put forward by journalists. His entire appearance was perfect example of Urdu idiom ,Rassi Jal gaye per bal nahi gaya.
Musharraf in typical Phararoah tone shamelessly denied all the things he did in his tenure;from Kargil to Jamia Hafsa massacare and 12th May. While reading Jang today, one thing said by the dictator that Lal Masjid people defamed Pakistan globally. I was like WHAT?defamed? and why did the general forget how his men and he himself defamed Pakistan every moment? How the general forgot that his army defamed Pakistan in 65,71 and then 99? How the general forgot his people ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED many lands in Pakistan in the name of ARMY HOUSING SCHEME? General is still living in a nut shell, believes in ignorance that since he stepped into Ka’ba hence he’s safe. What a retard! He says he will not resign. What one can do if Allah has planned something more miserable for him? I think if Musharraf was wise,he would have quit with honor by now. So far he’s kissed up by PPP too, that day might not be far away when he will be isolated. I just get surprised how beyghairat he is? When Ayub heard about awami sentiments like AYUB KUTTA HAI HAI, he simply quit the seat. Musharraf is being an imaginary beyghairat. He has been living illegally in Army house yet he talks about Lal masjid people that they captured the place illegally. I think he has reached to the stage where one gets unable to make difference good and evil. I feel pitty for you General.
Posted in madness, pakistan, military, Musharraf, Martial Law | 7 Comments »
Mohamamd Asif, another Qasim Omar in Pakistani Cricket?
June 3rd, 2008
There was no electricity for past 12 hrs so had no idea unless my friend smsed me about arrest of Pakistani bowler Muhammad Asif for carrying opimium. I just laughed at this “story” and it reminded me the case made up by “hero” Imran Khan against Qasim Omar and screwed up his career. Qasim was a stylist batsman later it was proved wrong.
I just checked fellow bloggers how they are foolishly blaming Asif. I personally believe him innocent and seems a made up case against him. Seems same forces who are against Shoaib and were active in the era of Imran.
Posted in cricket | 1 Comment »
So do girls believe in that? :-)
May 31st, 2008
I didn’t want to make it as post but it was interesting which i got via a mail:
Girls are special ones created by God…
If you praise her, she thinks you are telling lies.
If you don’t, you are good for nothing.
If she talks, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
If you touch her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don’t touch, you are not a man.
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If don’t agree, you are not understanding
So simple yet so complex, so weird yet so beautiful
That’s a girl
Posted in rants, Israel | 2 Comments »
What’s gonna happen with Musahrraf?
May 30th, 2008
Like you I also have been reading papers about Musharraf’s escape and his infinite begging requests to give him a safe package so that he could run away from country like Zahir Shah and lead rest of his pathetic life alone. This is tradition of world to curse everyone who’s weak. Those who didn’t have guts to say anything to Musahrraf in his “era” are now opening mouth and cursing him for every thing. Musharraf is worried,stressed and not able to figure out what’s happening with him? Yes he is same Musharraf who never tried of saying, “I am the Good muslim because I entered in Ka’ba several times” or “I give Athaan on roof of Ka’ba”. Ignorant general had no idea that people like Abu Jahal and Abu Lahab also used to go inside Ka’ba but going inside Ka’ba is not a guarantee certificate of being a good Muslim. The most disappointed news for Mush was American’s point of view that they now willing him to get out of the government.hehe. Poor Mush is worried that he would be treated like Saddam or any other Pakistani dictator. The retard general had forgot that there is one who’s Ruler of All and He’s Allah. He might have missed what Allah had said in Surah Al-Imran that “They planned and Allah planned and Allah is the best planner”.
So back to topic of what would happen with Musahrraf, if we look at History, Americans never left their allies when they become useless, whether it’s Saddam,Bhutto,Zia or Yahya. Americnas work like underworld gangsters, that is, they their allies as condoms, use and dispose off ,What happened with Shah of Iran and Zahir shah is not part of ancient history, it’s happened just 30-35 years ago but the general like any other cruel dictator had become Phararoah and had believed that no one could harm him. Specially he took men in black light and later they became pain in ass for him. He had forgot what happened with Nimrod.
I don’t like rants by Nazir Naji’s rants and seldom I read him but I think he was high day before yesterday and he tried to make a bit sense in his column. What he concluded about Musharraf and US is pretty much possible, Mush might become a history soon. Inshallah!
Posted in politcs, Nothing last forever, Musharraf | 1 Comment »
Only in US: Buy a car and get a free gun
May 23rd, 2008
The way things goin on these days in Pakistan, I will not be surprised if local Banks start similar scheme in coming months.
From BBC:
A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.
Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.
Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.
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