The best part is Meera’s age and worst is Balochistan as a separate land.

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Read yourself! His next move

Original Picture Published in Jang.

Photoshoped by: your’s truly

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Yet another awesome satire by 4MEN Show guys.

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It seems that British scientist have finally heard the “voice” of women rights champions a.k.a feminists and have found a way to throw men out from their lives From Dailymail:

British scientists are ready to turn female bone marrow into sperm, cutting men out of the process of creating life.

All children born due to this process will be females due to absence of Y chromosomes. So other great wish might come true since they will not give birth a “man” regardless of high chances of birth defects.

the news reported by Slashdot. As usual nerds gave some interesting funny remarks which you can read yourself.

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The picture you are seeing above is not a digitized version of images from War of Independence which was fought between United India and British Raj in 1857. The picture is about journalists’ protest at Karachi Press Club on 20th November,2007 who were beaten like hell by police officials of Musharraf Raj.

Incase if you are wondering what am I talking about, see below the picture taken from Wikipedia about Indian Rebellion in 1857.

Images Credit: Jang Multimedia and Wikipedia

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NO RELEASE. ONLY ARREST

Parody of Laaga Chunri mey Daag

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Nusrat and Mushtaq Manhoos Minhas in cooking shows after ban of their programs. Also about Dr Shahid and Hamid mir. A must watch!!

LOL!

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According to Newsweeek:

But newsweek didn’t tell the reason, MAXIM did:

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Technorati Tags: Pakistan , Newsweek , Media , Politics , War on terror , Islam , extreemism , cartoon

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This is something which atleast I had not expected but then left-wing is not less surprising and immature than right-wing. Yeah, JesOS^TM, Operating system for Chiristians Only. :-). According to Issac Peters:

JesOS™ is made by Christians, for Christians! And the coding will never be outsourced to a country where they worship cows.”

There are some interesting salient features of JesOS^TM:

-All applications are integrated with a system-wide, context-sensitive spell checker and King James Bible dashboard widget. For example, if the user types terms such as “gay” or “LGBT,” the spell checker will automatically insert the verses from Leviticus and Romans on sodomy. In any text except direct quotations from the King James Bible, the spell checker will automatically correct all spellings to conform to U.S. orthography. “If American English is good enough for Jesus,” said Peters, “then it’s good enough for JesOS, and it’s more than good enough for you.”

-The operating system kernel will refuse calls from all applications that have not previously been cleared with the U.S. Department of Faith. For example, users should not expect to be able to play violent video games unless the violence comes straight out of the Old Testament or consists solely of that form of free speech popularly known as “hate crimes.”

-No “Recycle Bin” will be available on JesOS™. This ensures that the user won’t inadvertently lend credence to the Catholic idea of “purgatory”, when a file is deleted, it is gone. Jesus sends those bytes straight to the fiery pits of Hell — no if’s, and’s or but’s about it! Besides, True Christians™ don’t have any need to recycle in the real world, so why should we recycle on the computer?

And there are many other features as well. Following is the image of Web browser(called Interweb Explorer) which detects anti-Bible things.

Now sooner or later we would hear about some OS by atheists with name AthOS. This OS will take away all the burden of Development. No API, no programming shit since there would a some component named darwin.dll which will evolve itself and would create different applications without any intervention. Just you would have to keep your system UP for billions of seconds. It’s not sure whether AthOs will take care of Memory leak or will eat up all memory like FireFox.

Unlike other Oses, AthOs will not give you liberty to install or uninstall any application because according to fairy tale theory of evolution, our ancestors were nothing but bacteria billions of years away. Since those ancestors were associated with us unwillingly, chances are architects of AthOS will repeat the same phenomenon in their OS as well.

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