It was a funny news that balls like Pakistani Army slammed US on air strike, trying to fool entire Pakistani awam like their own supporters by sending message across that ,”We safe our borders”. From AFP:

 PESHAWAR (AFP) - Pakistan’s military condemned a “cowardly” US air strike that killed 11 Pakistani troops near the Afghan border on Wednesday, saying it could jeopardise cooperation in the “war on terror”.

It was a good laugh for late evening. Now wait a minute, will so called liberals have balls enuff to stand up and condemn against such millitancy by US army . Will guys like Najam have guts to come up with strong and visible condemnation like this one? Will so called liberals come out of their bin and codemn such millitant act by their Uncle Sam and condemn it? Will they follow their own advise which they keep giving their opponents like “yours truly” all the time to condemn terrorism act clear like bombing etc? I know they can’t. One needs courage to say it, specially it’s damn difficult for liberals to say a word against US, after all they are fed by US. How can they say a word while they know they would be kicked out next moment? After all they have to run their families too.

This is why it has always been quite ironic as well as entertaining for me when liberals ignorantly,hypicritely and shamelessly troll one point all the time and make so much noise so that one believe in them anyway. So liberals, is this not a Beyghairat Act? will you force your elders to condemn this act violently which resulted killing of Pakistani soldiers, yeah Pakistani soldiers who were part of us? or you will continue to typical ignorant agenda here as well and hide your heads in sand?Choice is yours! All I know you guys get active when anything is done by your oponents, you pump up all your energy to express your haterd against those who you despise otherwise you wickedly as well as cowardly sit quietly. Sad, very sad!

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For past two days I have been seeing that Pakistani bloggers have been suffering from Mother’s Day phobia and trying to express their love for their respective mothers. As I mentioned here that idea of Mother’s Day or any other day is not only a copy cat Western idea but lame as well. For west such day could be justified because Western societies are already doomed and they don’t have a concept of respecting parents, having a family etc. So they found out a day to do things which is not part of their norms. This is why they celebrate days like father’s day,Mother’s day,Valentine’s day(to express love) because they try to amuse themselves. For us it’s part of our life, our society and our religion then why do we are seeking to represent us like them?

As I said several times that we are the nation which prefer to follow every lame thing done by West. We run away from those things of West(their positives) which COULD leave a good impact on us. Since West celebrates such days therefore we also try to celeberate it. After all Duniya K saath Chalna hay.

I was actually making thise post to ridicule such mentality which celebrates such days but suddenly I changed my topic. I thought, if we are so much fond of celebrating days then why don’t we ever try to celebrate a day as “Islam Day” or “Muslim Day” in which we try to implement Islam practically in our life and offer prayers and others things? Why don’t we bother ourselves to celebrate something like this in which we can try to follow Shariah for a week or even for a day? and if we don’t know a bit about it then atleast try to find out? Why do such things don’t come in our mind? just because it’s not glamourous and have no halla gulla and partying?no excuse to exhibit? We DO try to please a creature called MOTHER but never tried to please Allah who created not only us but our mothers as well? Ask yourself, the filth is in you! and when there is such filth then dramay bazi like mother’s day etc is just an excuse to fool yourself rather someone else.

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Musharraf was always in “sad and sorrow” mood for Pakistani economy. He imported Shaukat Aziz from US to do “something” for doomed Pakistani economy who introduced us terms like “trickle down effect”,”privitization”,”SMEs” and “investment”.

Now it seems that Pakistani awam have been convinced and they have started coming up with new ideas of investment. Following is one of them when a mother of 5 kids in Multan put his kids for sale so that they can eat something. Wow quite innovative and impressive I must say.

Shaukat would be feeling proud that like his friends in Karachi Stock Exchange, poors of Pakistan have also learnt how to “make money”. Musharraf’s allies now can face Awam that they empowered the poor of the nation. Now whether its rebellious Kashamala Tariq or Amir Liaquat Hussain or loyal Chudhary Shujat or Pervaiz Elahi, all would try their best to take credit for this news. GEO Musharraf!

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Read yourself! His next move

Original Picture Published in Jang.

Photoshoped by: your’s truly

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We are heading to 12th Rabiulawwal and also heading towards ignorance. Since the day one of 1st Rabiul awwal , the so called moderate Barelvis have hijacked the area of Jamshed town officially. They have been busy to show and shower their love for Muhammad(SAW) on roads.

If you go from Gurumandir to Saddar area, you will find lots of buildings have been decorated with lights to celebrate “birthday” of our Holy Prophet(SAW). Despite of energy crisis in Pakistan, nazim of Jamshed town officially announced to misuse of power in the name of Muhammad(SAW) . They also have been playing Jhankar or I say Remix Naats on big loud speekers. The funniest thing is installment of Green Flags everywhere from Nazimabad Chowrangi to Lines area as if Muhammad(SAW) would come down on earth and route via those places(Godforbid). More on that they have installed a model of Ka’aba on main Numaish Chowrangi.

These things were not present 15-20 years back but these hari pagri wallas and barelvis didn’t want to stay behind from Shias and they decide to compete with them.

Irony is that same Barelvis call their opponents as terrorists and backward all the time because they don’t follow their glamourous version of Islam. They call them Jihadists and people who impose Islam forcefully. Now I ask all those educated retards that what would you call this when I go  home from office, I am forced to listen Jhankar Naats despite of I don’t want it? where is your lesson of moderation and tolerance? where is your lesson of being sensible while your own guys are being fanatic these days in the name of Islam.

Being a family member of a Barelvi family, I myself well aware what kind of crap is usually followed in Barelvi community. Hopefully in future I would be emphasizing more on Barelviat in future posts.

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Yet another awesome satire by 4MEN Show guys.

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Women in Pakistan will always be thankful of Mushrraf that he helped him to getrid of cruel Hudood Ordinance and empowerd them. Since today world is celebrating Int’l Women’s day, I would like to enlighten my readers about the empowered showered by Musharraf on our respected women.

Musharraf’s “Talibans” in action

“Where is my Protection bill?”-these women ask

Women never felt such freedom in Pakistan. They felt such a grea freedom that they are humilating another freely.

Long Live Musharraf’s style of Women rights

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It seems that British scientist have finally heard the “voice” of women rights champions a.k.a feminists and have found a way to throw men out from their lives From Dailymail:

British scientists are ready to turn female bone marrow into sperm, cutting men out of the process of creating life.

All children born due to this process will be females due to absence of Y chromosomes. So other great wish might come true since they will not give birth a “man” regardless of high chances of birth defects.

the news reported by Slashdot. As usual nerds gave some interesting funny remarks which you can read yourself.

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Pakistanis have astonised Americans who witnessed Pakistanis in space. Yes I am not kidding, proof is given below:

Thanks to our local authorities who made it possible and such an easy way. Offcourse we have concrete reason to achieve this task. I am sure if we continue with this pace, sooner we will be able to implement what Iqbal said once in ancient times.

Sitarou Se aagay Jahan aur bhe hain
Abhi Ishq k Imtihan aur bhe hain

I am afraid this struggle for flour might send us next Jahan(World) because we as nation have got tired enough to appear in various Imtihan(tests) conducted by our might government. God bless Pakistan-Ameen.

Images: Jang Multimedia

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