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Huway tum dost Jis kay: Pakistan’s Impotent Army “slammed” US on airstrike

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

It was a funny news that balls like Pakistani Army slammed US on air strike, trying to fool entire Pakistani awam like their own supporters by sending message across that ,”We safe our borders”. From AFP:

 PESHAWAR (AFP) - Pakistan’s military condemned a “cowardly” US air strike that killed 11 Pakistani troops near the Afghan border on Wednesday, saying it could jeopardise cooperation in the “war on terror”.

It was a good laugh for late evening. Now wait a minute, will so called liberals have balls enuff to stand up and condemn against such millitancy by US army . Will guys like Najam have guts to come up with strong and visible condemnation like this one? Will so called liberals come out of their bin and codemn such millitant act by their Uncle Sam and condemn it? Will they follow their own advise which they keep giving their opponents like “yours truly” all the time to condemn terrorism act clear like bombing etc? I know they can’t. One needs courage to say it, specially it’s damn difficult for liberals to say a word against US, after all they are fed by US. How can they say a word while they know they would be kicked out next moment? After all they have to run their families too. ;)

This is why it has always been quite ironic as well as entertaining for me when liberals ignorantly,hypicritely and shamelessly troll one point all the time and make so much noise so that one believe in them anyway. So liberals, is this not a Beyghairat Act? will you force your elders to condemn this act violently which resulted killing of Pakistani soldiers, yeah Pakistani soldiers who were part of us? or you will continue to typical ignorant agenda here as well and hide your heads in sand?Choice is yours! All I know you guys get active when anything is done by your oponents, you pump up all your energy to express your haterd against those who you despise otherwise you wickedly as well as cowardly sit quietly. Sad, very sad!


May Day for GW Bush

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Five years of Mission Accomplised.

In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country,


Only in US: Man had sex with Picnic table

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

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Barelvis in action

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

We are heading to 12th Rabiulawwal and also heading towards ignorance. Since the day one of 1st Rabiul awwal , the so called moderate Barelvis have hijacked the area of Jamshed town officially. They have been busy to show and shower their love for Muhammad(SAW) on roads.

If you go from Gurumandir to Saddar area, you will find lots of buildings have been decorated with lights to celebrate “birthday” of our Holy Prophet(SAW). Despite of energy crisis in Pakistan, nazim of Jamshed town officially announced to misuse of power in the name of Muhammad(SAW) . They also have been playing Jhankar or I say Remix Naats on big loud speekers. The funniest thing is installment of Green Flags everywhere from Nazimabad Chowrangi to Lines area as if Muhammad(SAW) would come down on earth and route via those places(Godforbid). More on that they have installed a model of Ka’aba on main Numaish Chowrangi.

These things were not present 15-20 years back but these hari pagri wallas and barelvis didn’t want to stay behind from Shias and they decide to compete with them.

Irony is that same Barelvis call their opponents as terrorists and backward all the time because they don’t follow their glamourous version of Islam. They call them Jihadists and people who impose Islam forcefully. Now I ask all those educated retards that what would you call this when I go  home from office, I am forced to listen Jhankar Naats despite of I don’t want it? where is your lesson of moderation and tolerance? where is your lesson of being sensible while your own guys are being fanatic these days in the name of Islam.

Being a family member of a Barelvi family, I myself well aware what kind of crap is usually followed in Barelvi community. Hopefully in future I would be emphasizing more on Barelviat in future posts.


‘Islam reloaded’ in Turkey

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Few days back my ancient IRC friend messaged me on MSN an Urdu link of BBC news with a message that “ye hota hay mardoun wala kaam aur khali dekh kar namaz parhna bari baat nahin” means ‘This is the thing which is done by men. Offering namaz by copying is not a big thing”. I laughed when I read his message after visiting the link. I don’t have Urdu version of that link but do have an English version. From BBC:

Turkey is preparing to publish a document that represents a revolutionary reinterpretation of Islam - and a controversial and radical modernisation of the religion.

I didn’t have to read the entire article to figure out what actually was being said, still I read it and it didn’t disappoint me. BBC says further:


The country’s powerful Department of Religious Affairs has commissioned a team of theologians at Ankara University to carry out a fundamental revision of the Hadith, the second most sacred text in Islam after the Koran

Before I add my words, allow me to add another piece:


But the Turkish state has come to see the Hadith as having an often negative influence on a society it is in a hurry to modernise, and believes it responsible for obscuring the original values of Islam.

Two things need to be noted. Negative influence on society and obscuring the original values of Islam.

Interesting thing is that the revision is being done in Turkey, the secular and so called modern state and Vatican of pseudo Muslim liberals and secularists around the world. Yeah same turkey who believes in freedom of speech of their own style. The “modern” Muslim secular state where people protest if First Lady of the country wears Hijab. tsk tsk.

So what do they mean by negativity here? Quite obvious! Jihad what else? Like non-Muslims, leftist with in my religion are also scared of Jihad. You will find them arguing about it on various Internet forums. Why non-Muslims are against Jihad that’s a separate topic. All I know that When Moses(AS) got into Middle east, His fellows a.k.a Jews refused to fight enemies and clearly told Moses(AS) that they would not participate and they didn’t! and Quran said something in which righteous Jews were challenged by Allah that if they were so pious then try to make a wish to sacrifice life for God. In short Jews and Christians always felt scared of giving their lives for Allah and when they tasted the spirit of Jihad during Crusades then they started propaganda against it. That propaganda has been renamed as Islamic Terrorism which they equate to Jihad because Jews and Christians are not ignorant like our leftist and more educated about Islam. They know quite well from their own sacred books that they could be only defeated by Muslims in final war and it’s only possible if Muslims follow their religion according to laws given by Allah rather by America and know the spirit of Jihad. So non-Muslims spread the ACTUAL NEGATIVITY in Muslim society by talking against Jihad so that Muslims get scared of it and surrender when they face them in war. The Jihad spirit was spread in more negative sense and got spiced up when ignorant right wingers suicide bombers started killing their own Muslim fellows. The leftist cult which has always been residue of any society as usual copied what they were taught by people of other religion(s) a.k.a right wingers of Christianity and Judaism and started preaching us about Modernism in Islam and tried to convince us that Islam needs to cope up with modern world . When I ask them what Obsolete things do they find in Islam, I find no satisfactory answer and they come up with most silliest excuses like keeping beard, doing Miswak etc. Those ignorant retards have no idea that Islam is such a religion which is easiest to follow and beneficial for others(not only for Muslims only!). Didn’t we all read in papers that how a Bishop in UK asked his government to apply some Shariah rules since they are way better for British society than their current rules?(That’s other thing it created a wave of fear among Christians that Islam would become part of their state). Our secularists are so ignorant that they believe that Islam is the religion which was applicable for the Saudi dessert only 1400 years ago and can’t cope up with modern world. If that was true then today many scientific things mentioned in Quran were not proved true later by Atheist scientists around the world and Bishop would not have demanded Shariah in UK. So what backward and awkward things do they find in Islam?

Back the statement given by my friend that is this “reinterpretation” is Mardou Wala Kaam. I laughed out loud when had read his statement. How seeking excuses of NOT following religion in its true shape is something which is courageous and act of a MAN?? I rather think that such step is rather a coward step since those people are afraid of following Islam in its true shape because they are not able to follow it thus willing to change it. As Iqbal had said something for righteous people of his time applies on liberals now:

Khud ko Badaltey Nahi Badal detey hain Quran

This is something which was done by Christians and Jews in their sacred books long time back and they lost the path and then Allah sent Quran and Muhammad(SAW) for all mankind. As it’s said in Urdu, Meetha Meetha Hap Hap Karwa Karwa Thoo. So if our leftist fellows are mentally impotent enough not to follow Islam in its true shape then it doesn’t mean they expose it infront of others by coming up with lame excuses. It’s their inability to cope up with Islam rather Islam is not capable to deal with things of all times. Allow me to share something personal.

Some of you might be aware that I am a computer engineer by profession and I write softwares. There was a time when I ran away from using Pointers in C++ and always tried my best to find alternative solution of my problem which most of time was not accurate and proper. I always used to speak against pointers among peers and always tried to give impression that pointers are useless while in reality pointers are more efficient way to deal with things which manipulate memory. Now If I am not able to understand it and don’t know how to use delete operator to fee up memory then it doesn’t mean pointers are bad. The problem was IN ME rather in pointers since I always tried to seek shortcuts. Same goes with so called Modern and intellectual illiterate Muslims, they hesitate to follow Islam in its true shape. They would run away from Prayers specially Fajr prayers and would give lame excuses for not offering prayers. The cult of hadith rejectors is one example of such silliness lie among so called Muslims.

I don’t know what kinda pathetic values are Original Islamic values for leftists, all I know Quran has already taught us about criteria of original values of Islam very clearly and nothing is between lines.

And obey Allah and the Messenger, that ye may obtain mercy(Quran 3:132)

In Surah Al-Mominoon, Allah explained what are the values of Islam which every MUSLIM should follow.(Quran 23:1-7)

 

1. Certainly will the believers have succeeded:
2. They who are during their prayer humbly submissive
3. And they who turn away from ill speech
4. And they who are observant of zakah
5. And they who guard their private parts
6. Except from their wives or those their right hands possess, for indeed, they will not be blamed -
7. But whoever seeks beyond that, then those are the transgressors

Do I need to say more?

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Enlightened fools by Ansar Abbasi

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

It’s been two weeks that I didn’t get chance to write anything. I was in Islamabad on official trip which was hectic,tense and frustrating. My mother got ill too which she didn’t tell while I was Islamabad and I have been seriously planning to switch the job due to it’s relocation nature and would prefer to have one which doesn’t involve travelling a lot due to my family issue. So all these things didn’t allow me to thnk anything and write here therefore I am just sharing a touching article  by Ansar Abbasi which published in The News. Thanks Tariq bhai who shared this via Gtalk.

So called enlightened souls a.k.a Liberals/Secularists never mis a chance to amaze me(and others). The articles in The News is another example of liberal fascism. From The News.

“Sir if you don’t mind we are looking for some moderate faces,” was the first words of an organiser that pierced through our ears as soon as we sat on a sofa in the school’s office where the crew of a private television channel had arrived to interview parents of three short-listed students, including my child, for some sort of show/competition in Karachi.

eh,Moderate faces? this is the term which sounds more funny than weired.  So I am a moderate face because I am a clean shaved person? I don’t shave daily, does it mean the other day I start aproaching towards conservatism?What kind of these(liberals/seculars) morons are? As I always say that leftist cult MUST GETRID OF filth among their own community first than preach others(the right wingers) so that one could take these whiners seriously.


Musharraf’s “Talibans” in action

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Our President General (Retardired) Pervaiz Musharraf despises Talibans and Talibanization and he has expressed his concerns numerous times in various interviews

What is Talibanization? West say something like following is an example of Talibanization and says Talibans mishandle women.

Now see the following picture:

The above picture was not shot in Afghanistan nor these guys are Talibans in *western* outfits. These are policemen who attacked on these poor ladies who were protesting for freedom of judiciary. Do you find any other difference? If picture in Afghanistan is an example of Talibanization then what’s that? Musharraf-ism? Which kind of Talibanzation Musharraf opposes? Somebody tell Musharraf that Talibanisation had already penetrated in Pakistan back in 1999 when he took the charge by kicking out another corrupt person from the country. Musharraf should be worried more about these local talibans a.k.a his advisors first before running after guys in shalwar Kameez and turbans.

Musharraf says:

Talibanization and extremism, however, represents a state of mind and requires more comprehensive, long-term strategy where military action must be combined with a political approach and socioeconomic development,” he added.

How true!! The picture above represents a state of mind. The practical example of liberal fascism and extremism.

Related Post: Where is my Protection bill?”-these women ask

Images Credit: Wikipedia & The Daily express

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“Where is my Protection bill?”-these women ask

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

Remember Musharraf’s famous Women Protection bill which was proposed to fool our elite and liberal class and making them to believe that all women’s issues have been sorted out by their messiah Mr.Musharraf who helped him to getrid of cruel Hudood Ordinance ?

But it’s also not a hidden secret how much our President cares about Women or Pakistani Women. Mr. Shaukat Aziz, the PM of Pakistan were always sweet and soft spoken with ladies and displayed his soft corner for women when he met Dr.Rice 2 years back.

I already shared in the beginning of this year what actually meant by “Women Rights” in Musharraf’s dictionary. That was just the beginning. Last month and then current month I came across two pieces of info which just strengthened my belief about Musharraf’s menality about diginity of Women.

First news is about a french scholar who was visiting Pakistan due to her research work and her stuff was stolen in Thatta. Later it was found that the lady was beaten like hell when she went to police station to inquire about her stolen material.

This was Jang news almost a month ago. What’s written there is beyong the exception. The male officials including SHO torutred the woman so much that she got fainted due to severe beating. Later officials locked the woman up in jail. I find no updates what happened to her and where’s she now.

The second news is actually two images about female supporters of PML(N) who were protesting on 12th October,2007 against Musharraf’s 1999’s military coup. This is something which I had see in papers, the practical implementation of Women Protection Bill.

 

Can you see guys? this is the freedom which our liberal women wants, this is what Musharraf wants. Don’t you see how much a group of women(policewomen) feel freedom to swing another woman because she was protesting against Musharraf? No No! trust me guys I am not being sarcastic at all. I am simply appreciating the freedom which is being demonstrated by these women.

Mr. President, these women are idiots, have no sense at all. They don’t know you have established women police cell with more power so that they have access to offend take care other women just like our policemen do. Don’t listen to them. After all you are actually a Saffak Maseeha of Faiz Ahmad Faiz.

Images and News Credits: Jang and The daily Express.


A “good” news for Impotent nation

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
ISLAMABAD, Oct 2: The ruling Pakistan Muslim League (PML-Q) and its coalition partners on Tuesday endorsed a proposed legislation that would give the People’s Party chairperson and some of her top confidants indemnity from court cases,

Through the new law, the sources added, the government would grant a “general amnesty” to all those who had held public offices between 1988 and 1999 and against whom corruption cases were pending.

This is so depressing. The dictator who kept whining for last 8 years that He wouldn’t bring those back who looted this country is now bringing all back. Offcourse when dictator’s power is at stake then he has to comeup with such deals. On other hand Militant Qomi Movement(MQM)’s senior good Babr Ghauri says that his party workers are mad that Mush is not forgivng them.

What a nation we are. I am more than glad after hearing this news because we as a nation are involved in every filth on face of earth. Corruption,stealing,tellnig lies, you just name it. We deserve what’s being imposed on us. Congrats Pakistanis, enjoy your fate!


MQM goons hijacked Sind High Court

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

MQM goons a.k.a BhaiLog hijacked the SHC when suo moto inquiry about 12th May 2007 incident was supported to proceed. According to Dawn:

KARACHI, Sept 10: The Sindh High Court adjourned on Monday the suo motu inquiry into May 12 events for a week because of a massive gathering of workers of the Muttahida Qaumi Movement.

“The proceedings are being adjourned under compelling circumstances,” said a seven-member bench in a brief order after noting the request of lawyers appearing from the two sides.

Jang reports that several unidentified armed men were found in and around of SHC and police asusual acted like a silent spectator and did nothing:

So 10th September was the day when Judiciary was hijacked twice in Pakistan. First in the morning when Fedral govt kicked nawaz Sharif out and then later MQM goons repeated same in Karachi. It’s not clear whether MQM was following fedral govt or fedral govt followed MQM(Ref:12th May 2007).

But MQM’s vetran goon Kunwar Khalid Yunus denied such allegation and said that they as citizen came to hear the proceedings. Vetran goon further expressed typical Mullah phobia and said that this didn’t happen 1st time and in past mullahs’ friends from madraessahs used to do same when things went against them. Khalid couldn’t give a satisfactory answer when he was asked whether he was following alleged mullahs? I was quite amused after reading statement of Khalid. At one side his party condemn every religious party in Pakistan and declare them terrorist while on other hand they follow them.

MQM and Musharraf have been doing one mistake after other. It seems no sane and wise man has left in MQM which advise them that such tactics are proving them more guilty. Incase if MQM is banned, the goons will start another bloody movement in Karachi and will make us suffer more. On other hand, CJ is determined to give justice no matter what.

News Credits: The Jang and Daily Express

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