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Onlin Jang and Dawn Ads

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

I remember there was a website “dawnclassified” or something which used to publish all DAWN Ads free of cost for job seekers. Later it was shutdown since it was severely damaging Dawn Group since they earn millions from Ads.

Now seems someone else(or maybe Kalia Group?) has made an attempt to publish Dawn and Jang scanned Ads online. Visit PaperPk.com where you can fine every Sunday DAWN and JANG Ads free of cost. I am not sure whether it’s legal or not? Anyway, a good attempt for those who ain’t able to afford DAWN every Sunday.


Yeh Moo aur Masoor ki Daal

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Karzai threatens Pakistan. Hehe, See one puppet of US is threatening Other(Gen.Retard. Musharraf). Retard’s supporters here and here didn’t have balls enough to say a word when US killed 10 Paki soldier in a strike.


Huway tum dost Jis kay: Pakistan’s Impotent Army “slammed” US on airstrike

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

It was a funny news that balls like Pakistani Army slammed US on air strike, trying to fool entire Pakistani awam like their own supporters by sending message across that ,”We safe our borders”. From AFP:

 PESHAWAR (AFP) - Pakistan’s military condemned a “cowardly” US air strike that killed 11 Pakistani troops near the Afghan border on Wednesday, saying it could jeopardise cooperation in the “war on terror”.

It was a good laugh for late evening. Now wait a minute, will so called liberals have balls enuff to stand up and condemn against such millitancy by US army . Will guys like Najam have guts to come up with strong and visible condemnation like this one? Will so called liberals come out of their bin and codemn such millitant act by their Uncle Sam and condemn it? Will they follow their own advise which they keep giving their opponents like “yours truly” all the time to condemn terrorism act clear like bombing etc? I know they can’t. One needs courage to say it, specially it’s damn difficult for liberals to say a word against US, after all they are fed by US. How can they say a word while they know they would be kicked out next moment? After all they have to run their families too. ;)

This is why it has always been quite ironic as well as entertaining for me when liberals ignorantly,hypicritely and shamelessly troll one point all the time and make so much noise so that one believe in them anyway. So liberals, is this not a Beyghairat Act? will you force your elders to condemn this act violently which resulted killing of Pakistani soldiers, yeah Pakistani soldiers who were part of us? or you will continue to typical ignorant agenda here as well and hide your heads in sand?Choice is yours! All I know you guys get active when anything is done by your oponents, you pump up all your energy to express your haterd against those who you despise otherwise you wickedly as well as cowardly sit quietly. Sad, very sad!


Altaf Bai: Politician cum Dramabaz cum “Genetic” Engineer

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Yesterday I got chance to watch Bai’s Interview in Brunch With Bushra. Bai talked lots of things about him and told many “best kept secrets” about himself.

First of all Bai revealed that he was a tharki. Maybe he’s still a tharki? Bai told he used to stare every girl in Mohallah and then Karachi University. later Bai told that he fell in love with a gal in her Mohalla. Bai used to teach her(I don’t know what?).

The most amazing revealtion for me was that Bai had full knowledge about genetic engineering and he also told the secret that he knew the reason behind sweet voice of Lata Mangeshkar,an Indian singer. Bai told its it has to do something with DNA. I was impressed that MQM’s leader is a scientist too. The most amazing thing was his laughter, quite like a shy old eastern woman. Bai also sang songs in the program. In short Altaf Bai entertained a lot in 2 hours show. Will be uploading i video once it’s available.


Beyghairat Musharraf: I feel pitty for you

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

I usually hear that wise people always learn their past mistakes and try to not to repeat. Fools are those who do more mistakes based on past mistakes and ignorance.

Yesterday General (retard) Pervez Musharraf appeared infront of media after long time and answered questions put forward by journalists. His entire appearance was perfect example of Urdu idiom ,Rassi Jal gaye per bal nahi gaya.

Musharraf in typical Phararoah tone shamelessly denied all the things he did in his tenure;from Kargil to Jamia Hafsa massacare and 12th May.  While reading Jang today, one thing said by the dictator that Lal Masjid people defamed Pakistan globally. I was like WHAT?defamed? and why did the general forget how his men and he himself defamed Pakistan every moment? How the general forgot that his army defamed Pakistan in 65,71 and then 99? How the general forgot his people ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED many lands in Pakistan in the name of ARMY HOUSING SCHEME? General is still living in a nut shell, believes in ignorance that since he stepped into Ka’ba hence he’s safe. What a retard!  He says he will not resign. What one can do if Allah has planned something more miserable for him? I think if Musharraf was wise,he would have quit with honor by now. So far he’s kissed up by PPP too, that day might not be far away when he will be isolated. I just get surprised how beyghairat he is? When Ayub heard about awami sentiments like AYUB KUTTA HAI HAI, he simply quit the seat. Musharraf is being an imaginary beyghairat. He has been living illegally in Army house yet he talks about Lal masjid people that they captured the place illegally. I think he has reached to the stage where one gets unable to make difference good and evil. I feel pitty for you General.


Iran Busts CIA-Backed Terror Group

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Wow! And here our desi left wingers are busy in Taliban bashing. I wonder how would they react on this news :-)

The Iranian Intelligence Ministry busted a CIA-backed terror group that was planning to bomb scientific, educational, and religious centers, and carry out assassinations, according to a report in the Tehran Times. The arrests come weeks after Ret. Gen. Thomas McInerney urged the U.S. to carry out terror bombings in Iran.

“The Intelligence Ministry on Saturday released details of the detection and dismantling of a terrorist network affiliated to the United States,”

The important bit for us is:

The group has been blamed for a number of bombings inside Iran aimed at destabilizing Ahmadinejad’s government and is also active in Pakistan, having been fingered for its involvement in attacks on police stations and car bombings at the Pakistan-US Cultural Center in 2004.


Burning Evil

Monday, May 19th, 2008

There is a new trend set by frustrated and screwed up Pakistanis. I am trying to be optimistic, maybe such negative elements learn a lesson and try to stay away from frustrated Pakistanis.

From Dawn:
KARACHI, May 17: A charged mob severely beat up and then set on fire two robbers at North Nazimabad on Saturday, in a grim reminder of a similar incident that occurred earlier this week in Eidgah. One of the victims died after reaching hospital while the other is stated by the Civil Hospital to have mere chances of survival.

Witnesses and sources in the police said that the two men were caught as they fled on foot after having robbed the passengers of a minibus. The brutal episode, which took place in broad daylight, attracted hundreds of people, some of whom participated in the violence while others looked on.

The Daily Express reports that citizens have also taken up arms and don’t hesitate to kill robbers. Such incidents are clear example of complete failure of law and order in Pakistan. Similar case happened few days earlier in Karachi and Lahore. People are now saying that frustrated people can go to burn shopkeepers and corrupt elements due to recent inflation. Will this really kill evil? Not sure… maybe *shrug*.

Image:Jang


CBR chairman dances-Pakistan’s best kept secret

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Now I am not wondered anymore how CBR was able to earn so much revenue:

Mirror Link:


Udhaar Band Hay

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

 

Since childhood I have been seeing in different shops that Kashmir ki Azaadi tak Udhaar band hey. Now our enlightened dictator put Kashmir issue in cold storage and new judiciary issue is hot so shopkeepers now coming up with this new line. This tag line actually gives message that credit is now allowed at all. Kashmir was actually used since Pakistani people knew that impotent Pakistani governments can never solve Kashmir issue hence they can never allow credit facility to customers. Now current judiciary crisis which seems unresolveable , Pakistani awam have started using above mentioned line to inform their customers that ,”Credit is not allowed till restoration of judiciary”.

Image: The Jang Karachi


Taliban warns Pakistani Newspapers to stop publishing vulgar Ads

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Something I will fully support (without any violence). From Pakistan Today:

KHAR: A senior Taliban leader on Thursday warned national newspapers, particularly Aaj-Kal and Express, to stop publishing pictures of women which offend them. “I warn newspapers which are publishing photos [to stop] and have set a two-week deadline, otherwise we will boycott and take action against these papers,” Maulvi Faqir Muhammad, deputy head of Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP), told reporters. He said his militants would target government employees if the army takes action. “We will not retaliate against the army if we come under attack. We will target government employees in response to any army action,” he said. He did not elaborate what action the Taliban would take against the newspapers after the deadline expires. hasbanullah khan

From Jang:

باجوڑ ایجنسی (نمائندہ جنگ) تحریک طالبان پاکستان کے مرکزی نائب امیر مولانا فقیر محمد نے اخبارات میں فحش تصاویر کی اشاعت روکنے کیلئے دو ہفتوں کی ڈیڈ لائن دی ہے اور کہا ہے کہ اگر اخبارات نے فحش تصاویر بند نہ کیں تو اخبارات کے خلاف بائیکاٹ اور کارروائی عمل میں لائی جائیگی۔ جمعرات کے روز مقامی صحافیوں کے ایک وفد سے بات چیت کرتے ہوئے مولانا فقیر محمد نے کہا کہ پاکستان ایک اسلامی ملک ہے اور یہاں کے لوگ مسلمان اور حیادار لوگ ہیں لیکن چند ماہ سے پاکستان کے اخبارات نے فحش تصاویر شائع کرنے کا جو سلسلہ شروع کیا ہے یہ کسی اسلامی ملک کے اخبارات کے شایان شان نہیں اور نہ ہی یہ اسلامی معاشرے کے مطابق ہیں۔ انہوں نے کہا کہ اخبارات میں فحش تصاویر کی اشاعت ملک میں فحاشی پھیلانے کی ایک سازش ہے اور اس کا مقصد ملک کے نوجوانوں کے اخلاق بگاڑنا ہیں۔ مولانا فقیر محمد نے فحش تصاویر شائع کرنے والے اخبارات کو خبردار کیا کہ فحش تصاویر شائع کرنے سے گریز کیا جائے اور اگر دو ہفتوں کے اندر اندر اخبارات نے فحش تصاویر کی اشاعت کا سلسلہ بند نہ کیا تو تحریک طالبان ان اخبارات کا نہ صرف بائیکاٹ کریں گے ساتھ ہی ان کے خلاف کارروائی عمل میں لائی جائے گی۔ ایک سوال کے جواب میں مولانا فقیر محمد نے کہا کہ تحریک طالبان پاکستان پرامن لوگ ہیں اور وہ ملک میں امن کا قیام چاہتے ہیں لیکن اگر حکومت نے طالبان کے خلاف کوئی کارروائی کی تو تحریک طالبان فوج کی بجائے حکومتی اہلکاروں کے خلاف کارروائی کریں گے۔ دریں اثناء تحریک طالبان پاکستان کے ترجمان مولوی عمر نے صحافیوں کو بتایا ہے کہ اورکزئی ایجنسی میں دوسکھوں کے اغوا میں ملوث ڈاکوؤں کو شریعت کے مطابق سزا دینے کے لئے جمعہ کے روز اورکزئی ایجنسی میں ایک قبائلی جرگہ منعقد ہورہا ہے جس میں ان ڈاکوؤں کے خلاف شریعت کے مطابق کارروائی کا فیصلہ کیا جائے گا۔

Newspapers and Mags have come out of their Pajamas and keep posting weired and lame pictures for sake of Advertisement. As long as their stance is violent free, I fully support it. This so called enlightenment (read fascism) movement needs to be stopped.


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