WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

via CP 

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Hundreds of Indian Catholics reportedly stared at the sun last month following rumours that a miraculous image of the Virgin Mary could be seen in the sky.

*sigh*. Offcourse this is not part of Christianity. Someone fooled poor Christians of Keerala and made money quite well.  Not different than things happen here in the name of Peeri Faqeeri.

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It’s been two weeks that I didn’t get chance to write anything. I was in Islamabad on official trip which was hectic,tense and frustrating. My mother got ill too which she didn’t tell while I was Islamabad and I have been seriously planning to switch the job due to it’s relocation nature and would prefer to have one which doesn’t involve travelling a lot due to my family issue. So all these things didn’t allow me to thnk anything and write here therefore I am just sharing a touching article  by Ansar Abbasi which published in The News. Thanks Tariq bhai who shared this via Gtalk.

So called enlightened souls a.k.a Liberals/Secularists never mis a chance to amaze me(and others). The articles in The News is another example of liberal fascism. From The News.

“Sir if you don’t mind we are looking for some moderate faces,” was the first words of an organiser that pierced through our ears as soon as we sat on a sofa in the school’s office where the crew of a private television channel had arrived to interview parents of three short-listed students, including my child, for some sort of show/competition in Karachi.

eh,Moderate faces? this is the term which sounds more funny than weired.  So I am a moderate face because I am a clean shaved person? I don’t shave daily, does it mean the other day I start aproaching towards conservatism?What kind of these(liberals/seculars) morons are? As I always say that leftist cult MUST GETRID OF filth among their own community first than preach others(the right wingers) so that one could take these whiners seriously.

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No I am not kiding. Recently our President General(retard) Musharraf said he would  miss Bush after Presidential election. Jang reports:

سلا م آباد(ایجنسیاں) صدر پرویز نے کہا کہبش جب صدر نہیں رہیں گے تو مجھے بہت یاد آئینگے،تفصیلات کے مطابق جرمن جریدے کو دیئے گئے انٹرویو میں صدر مشرف نے کہا کہ میں امریکی صدر بش کی کمی کو محسوس کروں گا وہ اپنی صدارت کے آخری مہینوں میں ہیں وہ ایک دوست ہیں ایک ایسے شخص ہیں جو کھلے انداز میں بات کہہ دیتے ہیں تاہم یقیناً ذاتی تعلقات سیاست میں اہمیت رکھتے ہیں لیکن قومی مفادات ان پر حاوی ہوتے ہیں۔

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It’s fashion these days to talk against Islamic Shariah or Shariah and prove yourself a learned and enligthened soul no matter whether one even knows “ABC” of Shariah or not. Following article appeared in today’s Jang. This is about Caliph Omar(RA) and Judiciary.

Click the image for clear view.

When Blair was questioned by Police, it was apprecited by us by declaring West as a civilized nation where judiciary is respected by everyone including serving PM. We also then criticized Muslims or Mullahs that they screwed us up by keep pushing us to follow backward and obselete Shariah otherwise Western laws are more modern and applicable in today’s world. Such ignorants don’t know that what Blair did now was done long time back by more powerful and dominant Muslim ruler Caliph Omar(RA) in His tenure.

How cruel and stupid we are. At one side we don’t make efforts to read our history while on other hand we argue about something which never learnt seriously at all.

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An interesting interview taken by BBC correspondent which indicates his current state of mind. According to BBC Musharraf asks:

“Have I done anything constitutionally illegal? Yes, I did it on 3 November,” he said, referring to his imposition of emergency rule. “But did I do it before? Not once.”

while on other hand he’s asking:

Did I go mad? Or suddenly, my personality changed? Am I Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?”

It did give me laugh. He’s actually admitting he did something Illegal and then he’s unsure about is insanity. Interesting! *shakes head*

Watch the video of his interview on BBC website by visiting following URL

http://tinyurl.com/2vctgv

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Remember Musharraf’s famous Women Protection bill which was proposed to fool our elite and liberal class and making them to believe that all women’s issues have been sorted out by their messiah Mr.Musharraf who helped him to getrid of cruel Hudood Ordinance ?

But it’s also not a hidden secret how much our President cares about Women or Pakistani Women. Mr. Shaukat Aziz, the PM of Pakistan were always sweet and soft spoken with ladies and displayed his soft corner for women when he met Dr.Rice 2 years back.

I already shared in the beginning of this year what actually meant by “Women Rights” in Musharraf’s dictionary. That was just the beginning. Last month and then current month I came across two pieces of info which just strengthened my belief about Musharraf’s menality about diginity of Women.

First news is about a french scholar who was visiting Pakistan due to her research work and her stuff was stolen in Thatta. Later it was found that the lady was beaten like hell when she went to police station to inquire about her stolen material.

This was Jang news almost a month ago. What’s written there is beyong the exception. The male officials including SHO torutred the woman so much that she got fainted due to severe beating. Later officials locked the woman up in jail. I find no updates what happened to her and where’s she now.

The second news is actually two images about female supporters of PML(N) who were protesting on 12th October,2007 against Musharraf’s 1999’s military coup. This is something which I had see in papers, the practical implementation of Women Protection Bill.

Can you see guys? this is the freedom which our liberal women wants, this is what Musharraf wants. Don’t you see how much a group of women(policewomen) feel freedom to swing another woman because she was protesting against Musharraf? No No! trust me guys I am not being sarcastic at all. I am simply appreciating the freedom which is being demonstrated by these women.

Mr. President, these women are idiots, have no sense at all. They don’t know you have established women police cell with more power so that they have access to offend take care other women just like our policemen do. Don’t listen to them. After all you are actually a Saffak Maseeha of Faiz Ahmad Faiz.

Images and News Credits: Jang and The daily Express.

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You could consider this post a sequel of my last post in which I tried to summarized different online news.

This morning I read following news in Dawn and despite of serious and tragic nature of the news, it made me to grin that how government officials are trying their best to make stories up to prove their point of about 10/18 incident. According to Dawn:

KARACHI, Oct 20: Police have found evidence suggesting that the suicide bomber who targeted the Pakistan People’s Party leadership on Thursday was not alone but was accompanied by four or five accomplices, while a second severed head has been found from the crime scene

How did they find out? well very easy(may be more difficult for them than Einstein to find out different time frame reference in Universe?). The equation is:

Number of Suicide Bombers is directly proportional to number of head founds at location. If suicide bomber is S and Head is H then you could have some equation like:

S=i x H

where i= Universal Constant for Ignorance

p.s: It’s not clear as yet how did they figure out that those guys were more than three while they have just found two heads? Projection? I don’t know that whethr our officials are good at Statistics as well?

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Disclaimer: This post contains images which are disturbing and not appropiate for those who are faint-hearted.

It seems that Musharraf’s radical secularist regime has got involved so much in US’ ass-kissing that they have now adapted the yank attitude that is, to blame Talibans or wazristan tribesmen for any shit happen on Pakistan just like Americans wouldn’t hesitate to blame Usama Bin Laden if their kids pee in pants. Benazir Bhutto has clearly denied that she was attacked by Taliban or Islamist millitant on 18th October and she and her husband blaming Pakistani detective agencies for this Holocaust.

In a press conference,Benazir blamed Zia Elements(which she use for retired Army officiers who are involved in this sabotage) . B.B said:

On Oct 16, before returning home, I wrote a letter to Gen Musharraf in which I informed him that if anything happens to me as a result of these attacks, then I will neither nominate the Afghan Taliban, nor Al Qaeda, not even Pakistani Taliban or the fourth group. I will nominate those people who, I believe, mislead the people. I have spelt out names of such people in the letter

Ms.Bhutto further reveals:

I have named three people, and more, in that letter to Gen Musharraf. I have named certain people with a view to the attack that took place yesterday so that if I was assassinated, who should be investigated

Earlier it was said that Baitullah Mehsood has threatened B.B that His guys would attack on her arrival but many resources have denied that no such statement was made and it was a plan to associate statement with Mehsood so that Govt or its agencies could perform their task easily. According to this news strory:

there is no evidence that Baitullah Mehsud has issued any threat to target Benazir Bhutto. Members of his group in South Waziristan and Tank said they were unaware that a threat was issued. Requesting anonymity, they pointed out that Baitullah Mehsud, in the rare statements that he has issued till now, never made any such threat. They said his spokesman, Zulfiqar Mehsud, too, had not made any threat of suicide bombing at Benazir Bhutto.

The question is, who’s spreading all such news? Even when I read the statement which is said by Mehsud, I found no authentic source that how did they get the infro from Mehsood and gave it to newspapers? Usually when Osama says something, some medium is used like Aljazeera, audiotapes or Internet while there was no such involvement during Mehsood case. But wait! this is not enough, dictator’s secular regime also tried to convince that blast was nothing but a suicidal attempt.

Interesting! For those who can’t read Urdu, Jameel Soomro, Bilawal House’s spokesman has denied Govt’s point of view that it was a suicidal attack. According to Soomro, eyewitnesses said that Bomb was actually installed in a car which was very near to Benazir’s special Truck. Soomro asks that if they were suicidal attacks then why no head of attacker has been found yet and why two attacks were done? Usually attacker doesn’t need to perform series of attack since they are actually targeted attacks. Rajiv Gandhi was killed by Tamils, it was only a woman who performed the task. Similarly recent suicidal attacks in Pakistan carried on different places were handled single-handedly rather by a team so it clearly reflect a big flaw in official government statements. On other hand Govt official Cheema also not being able to give any satisfactory answer but insist on statements of his department. On other hand former PPP person Naserullah Babar also denies involvement of Baitullah Mehsood.

Actually what Soomro said is not wrong, govt officials are still not able to find any proof of what they have said. Kindly read the following statement!

He said that we can not be sure whether the head found from near the incident place was that of the suicide bomber and the identity would be established once the interrogation was completed.

Excuse me? You ain’t sure that you found head near the incident or somewhere else and you’re making statement that you found a SUICIDER’s HEAD?

It seems that officials heads have started spinning anti-clockwise and they don’t know what crap are they talking about. On other hand govt has published the picture of head of person whom they are labeling as Suicide bomber.

Just look at this pic. He doesn’t have any beard or Turban. Even if he was some teenage Taliban or militant as govt claimed then he should have beard on his face. In past if any head was found then it did have beard on face while this is not the case with this picture. Infact, if you take a closer look, you will realize that the guy actually has Sindhi looks rather some Tribesman so it DOES PROVE point of PPP sources at the moment that it was not a Talibanized .he’s some poor PPP worker who was very near to the incident

Even if it was then I think it was done by Zia Elements as Benazir suggested.

Infact controversies don’t end here. There is another story going around about street lights. PPP officials are saying that street lights were turned off on the location of attack. KESC tried to protect itself and blamed local civil agencies that they would be responsible for the issue. According to Dawn:

Operation and maintenance of streetlights is the responsibility of local civic agencies. The KESC supplies electricity to the civic agencies at source and its distribution is their responsibility.

Will Govt reveal the names of people who have been named by Benazir in her letter to Musharraf? who are those people? why Mush regime not disclosing their names? are they their own mistakes?

Instead of making efforts to find out truth, desi leftists extreme forces has started same blame game against Mullah,Madarassah and Islam. Pakisaniat.com which is a famous desi leftist website is promoting one sided liberals’ point of view about recent tragedy and censoring every comment which is being made to refuting baseless and hollow claims of site authors and leftist commenters. Such Immature attitude can entertain certain faction but can’t hide truth.

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God bless Pakistan.

News Image Credits: Jang & Express News Paper

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This is something which atleast I had not expected but then left-wing is not less surprising and immature than right-wing. Yeah, JesOS^TM, Operating system for Chiristians Only. :-). According to Issac Peters:

JesOS™ is made by Christians, for Christians! And the coding will never be outsourced to a country where they worship cows.”

There are some interesting salient features of JesOS^TM:

-All applications are integrated with a system-wide, context-sensitive spell checker and King James Bible dashboard widget. For example, if the user types terms such as “gay” or “LGBT,” the spell checker will automatically insert the verses from Leviticus and Romans on sodomy. In any text except direct quotations from the King James Bible, the spell checker will automatically correct all spellings to conform to U.S. orthography. “If American English is good enough for Jesus,” said Peters, “then it’s good enough for JesOS, and it’s more than good enough for you.”

-The operating system kernel will refuse calls from all applications that have not previously been cleared with the U.S. Department of Faith. For example, users should not expect to be able to play violent video games unless the violence comes straight out of the Old Testament or consists solely of that form of free speech popularly known as “hate crimes.”

-No “Recycle Bin” will be available on JesOS™. This ensures that the user won’t inadvertently lend credence to the Catholic idea of “purgatory”, when a file is deleted, it is gone. Jesus sends those bytes straight to the fiery pits of Hell — no if’s, and’s or but’s about it! Besides, True Christians™ don’t have any need to recycle in the real world, so why should we recycle on the computer?

And there are many other features as well. Following is the image of Web browser(called Interweb Explorer) which detects anti-Bible things.

Now sooner or later we would hear about some OS by atheists with name AthOS. This OS will take away all the burden of Development. No API, no programming shit since there would a some component named darwin.dll which will evolve itself and would create different applications without any intervention. Just you would have to keep your system UP for billions of seconds. It’s not sure whether AthOs will take care of Memory leak or will eat up all memory like FireFox.

Unlike other Oses, AthOs will not give you liberty to install or uninstall any application because according to fairy tale theory of evolution, our ancestors were nothing but bacteria billions of years away. Since those ancestors were associated with us unwillingly, chances are architects of AthOS will repeat the same phenomenon in their OS as well.

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