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Video: Altaf Bai K Lashkaray in BRUNCH WITH BUSHRA

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

As I promised here, I am sharing Dramay Baz Altaf Bai’s Video in which he entertained a lot.

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Enjoy the SHOW!(By Altaf Bai!!)


Altaf Bai: Politician cum Dramabaz cum “Genetic” Engineer

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Yesterday I got chance to watch Bai’s Interview in Brunch With Bushra. Bai talked lots of things about him and told many “best kept secrets” about himself.

First of all Bai revealed that he was a tharki. Maybe he’s still a tharki? Bai told he used to stare every girl in Mohallah and then Karachi University. later Bai told that he fell in love with a gal in her Mohalla. Bai used to teach her(I don’t know what?).

The most amazing revealtion for me was that Bai had full knowledge about genetic engineering and he also told the secret that he knew the reason behind sweet voice of Lata Mangeshkar,an Indian singer. Bai told its it has to do something with DNA. I was impressed that MQM’s leader is a scientist too. The most amazing thing was his laughter, quite like a shy old eastern woman. Bai also sang songs in the program. In short Altaf Bai entertained a lot in 2 hours show. Will be uploading i video once it’s available.


CBR chairman dances-Pakistan’s best kept secret

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Now I am not wondered anymore how CBR was able to earn so much revenue:

Mirror Link:


McCain’s “Spiritual Guide” about Islam

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

He’s lesser funny than McCain:


May Day for GW Bush

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Five years of Mission Accomplised.

In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country,


If US really leave them…

Monday, April 7th, 2008

The picture appeared in today’s Express news and frankly speaking it gave me a laugh. I wonder whether these women are serious about what are they asking about? Do they really want US leave THEM?!

How can these women dare to say US to leave them alone?

If US really leave them alone then how they will come up with their slogan of Feminism in the name of Women rights and freedom ?

If US really leave them then how can they fool our innocent ladies and provoke them to fight with their husbands in the name of freedom and “Demand” equal rights at the cost of destroying lives of their own infants?

If US leave them then how will they be fed to take breathe and fulfill agenda of freedom,women’s right and progessiveness which is inversely propotional to dress of a Pakistani woman. The formula is pretty simple:

Progessiveness=1/lesser clothers(more exhibition)

If US really leave them then how would they convince Pakistani ladies that Islam supress women and they should quit Hijab because it’s the obstacle in their progessiveness. That’s other thing that those idiot ladies don’t know that Hijab covers the physical body of a woman while the viel of ignorance they have taken in the name of modernism have actually shut their eyes to seek the path of truth.

In last, I just say that these aged women are just having fun, nothing else.


Only in US: Man had sex with Picnic table

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

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Resting in restroom

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

via CP 


In search of Mary

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Hundreds of Indian Catholics reportedly stared at the sun last month following rumours that a miraculous image of the Virgin Mary could be seen in the sky.

*sigh*. Offcourse this is not part of Christianity. Someone fooled poor Christians of Keerala and made money quite well.  Not different than things happen here in the name of Peeri Faqeeri.


Enlightened fools by Ansar Abbasi

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

It’s been two weeks that I didn’t get chance to write anything. I was in Islamabad on official trip which was hectic,tense and frustrating. My mother got ill too which she didn’t tell while I was Islamabad and I have been seriously planning to switch the job due to it’s relocation nature and would prefer to have one which doesn’t involve travelling a lot due to my family issue. So all these things didn’t allow me to thnk anything and write here therefore I am just sharing a touching article  by Ansar Abbasi which published in The News. Thanks Tariq bhai who shared this via Gtalk.

So called enlightened souls a.k.a Liberals/Secularists never mis a chance to amaze me(and others). The articles in The News is another example of liberal fascism. From The News.

“Sir if you don’t mind we are looking for some moderate faces,” was the first words of an organiser that pierced through our ears as soon as we sat on a sofa in the school’s office where the crew of a private television channel had arrived to interview parents of three short-listed students, including my child, for some sort of show/competition in Karachi.

eh,Moderate faces? this is the term which sounds more funny than weired.  So I am a moderate face because I am a clean shaved person? I don’t shave daily, does it mean the other day I start aproaching towards conservatism?What kind of these(liberals/seculars) morons are? As I always say that leftist cult MUST GETRID OF filth among their own community first than preach others(the right wingers) so that one could take these whiners seriously.


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