This is something which atleast I had not expected but then left-wing is not less surprising and immature than right-wing. Yeah, JesOS^TM, Operating system for Chiristians Only. :-). According to Issac Peters:

JesOS™ is made by Christians, for Christians! And the coding will never be outsourced to a country where they worship cows.”

There are some interesting salient features of JesOS^TM:

-All applications are integrated with a system-wide, context-sensitive spell checker and King James Bible dashboard widget. For example, if the user types terms such as “gay” or “LGBT,” the spell checker will automatically insert the verses from Leviticus and Romans on sodomy. In any text except direct quotations from the King James Bible, the spell checker will automatically correct all spellings to conform to U.S. orthography. “If American English is good enough for Jesus,” said Peters, “then it’s good enough for JesOS, and it’s more than good enough for you.”

-The operating system kernel will refuse calls from all applications that have not previously been cleared with the U.S. Department of Faith. For example, users should not expect to be able to play violent video games unless the violence comes straight out of the Old Testament or consists solely of that form of free speech popularly known as “hate crimes.”

-No “Recycle Bin” will be available on JesOS™. This ensures that the user won’t inadvertently lend credence to the Catholic idea of “purgatory”, when a file is deleted, it is gone. Jesus sends those bytes straight to the fiery pits of Hell — no if’s, and’s or but’s about it! Besides, True Christians™ don’t have any need to recycle in the real world, so why should we recycle on the computer?

And there are many other features as well. Following is the image of Web browser(called Interweb Explorer) which detects anti-Bible things.

Now sooner or later we would hear about some OS by atheists with name AthOS. This OS will take away all the burden of Development. No API, no programming shit since there would a some component named darwin.dll which will evolve itself and would create different applications without any intervention. Just you would have to keep your system UP for billions of seconds. It’s not sure whether AthOs will take care of Memory leak or will eat up all memory like FireFox.

Unlike other Oses, AthOs will not give you liberty to install or uninstall any application because according to fairy tale theory of evolution, our ancestors were nothing but bacteria billions of years away. Since those ancestors were associated with us unwillingly, chances are architects of AthOS will repeat the same phenomenon in their OS as well.

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