Pakistanis will go in Jannah-Musharraf

Today when I opened Jang news paper, my heart become ‘garden garden’ when I read glad tidings by Gen.Musharraf that we all are true muslims and we don’t need anyone to preach us. It means all of us will go direct in Jannah without any interrogation by Angels, after all Musharraf said all this.

According to Today’s Jang

“We all are true muslims therefor we don’t require any preachin, preachers should preach to non-Muslims and don’t spoil the country environment”

It seems that our general cum president cum Mufti has lost his senses after receiving a ‘threat‘ from Mr. Cheney that’s why he’s talking senseless things. Sir, what are you talking about? Pakkay Musalman? True Muslims. Do you know you are just digging your own grave! Don’t know you that in American govt dictionary, True muslim means ‘Fundamentalist’ that is a terrorist!. Are you admitting infront of USA that we all[including you] are Terrorists? because America loves Muslims who actually offend Islam. How is it possible that America will accept us after this public declaration? Sir, go and consult some doctor. You need to take a glass of Sattu, it will make you calm.

As far as your theory that we are muslims therefore we don’t need any preaching, will all due respect, may I dare to ask why Pakistan Army demands millions of dollars every year for sake for soldiers? Why Pakistan Army conduct routine exercise every year? were they not taught first time perfectly? were they not taught how to fight with enemies? When your perfect JAWAN requires constant training then how come you even thought that “true muslims” are free from any kind of religious practise? Kindly don’t make us embarrass by giving such stupid and nonsense statments. We often get chance to deal with non-muslims and they laugh when they talk about you and your association with Mr.Bush.

Speaking of true Muslims, Sir, I don’t know whether you got chance to read the statment of your Minister Qasoori who said something like:Click for larger version

Gustaakhi Maaf but may I ask that is Qasoori a true muslim? do you believe his statment that “USA is a super power” so we should listen him anyway? It means 1400 years back when Our Prophet[saw] fought the battle of badar with only 313 companions and were facing an army with more than thousand guys did a mistake that He[saw] decided to fight against evil. Sir, May I ask that whether our Prophet[saw] a true Muslim or not? Shouldn’t Our Prophet have agreed with the two great powers of that time Iran and Rome who were more powerful than modern USA? is it not sign of true believer when Prophet[saw] prayed Allah[not Iran or ROme] to help this smal company and make them victorious? What if He[saw] had listened them? do you think that Islam could be spreaded under the regime of Romans and Iranians? Think once sir!

It would be good for you if you clarify the status of Prophet of Islam and His companions so that I could keep singing your praises and I could answer my non-muslim friends about the definition of a true muslim which was not discovered in the last 1500 years unless you told us. May God increase your mightly knowledge day by day,minute by minute. Ameen.

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9 Responses to “Pakistanis will go in Jannah-Musharraf”

  1. munaeem Says:

    Don’t get emotional ? We have to accept the reality that America is a super power. We cannot confront America in the battle.

    I am not a support of Mush. But the policy , he is following is right. We have no choice.

    We cannot fight America with AK-47.

  2. admin Says:

    Dear Muneem,

    Thanks for reply. Below is the answer of your reply chunk by chunk.


    Don’t get emotional ?

    am I? where?

    We cannot fight America with AK-47

    nukes,missiles like Ghori,Hataf,Shaheen, Tanks like Khalid,millions of dollars expenditure on defense. If this is all equal to a cost of AK47 then I must stop myself and prefer to redefine everrything which exist on earth.


    I am not a support of Mush. But the policy

    Weird. When we say that we follow or oppose someone,it means we are talking about his/her decisions and policies. Nowhere we say that we support some leader because he looks handsome or oppose because he’s ugly. Better you decide why you are nota supporter of Mush and then what made you to say something entire oppose that you follow his policies *grin*.


    We have to accept the reality that America is a super power. We cannot confront America in the battle.

    This is the sign of a surrendered mentality and to be honest I am afraid but not surprised after hearing this from you. I will not talk about ancient stories, let’s take a recent example of North Korea. Didn’t N Korea think that US could screw him with the help of Japan+ US has option to launch a direct missile from land of US to N.Korea? forget Korea as you might say that they are “better” than us but what abou Iran?

    If you had read it thoroughly then I was forced to bring all this becasue Musharraf was saying that He is the true muslim while on other hand his guys giving such statments which shows sign of defeated nation. I had right to bring event happened 1500 years back when newly born Islamic state had to face two great giants like Iran’s Khusro Pervez and Rome’s Hercules. Was Muhammad[saw] behaving like Musharraf at that time? If that was the case then today we were not able to listen even the term named “Islam”. That’s old excuse now that America could crush us after 9/11. Lets agree for sake of argument that the decision was right but what now? will our generations keep paying years after years for such “alliance”? How long do we have to led life with fear? You have no excuse my friend to justify such surrendered mentality which is based on slavery which our leaders had accepted. Today you say we can’t face USA then someone will sy we can’t face India, if that is the case then why the heck we have been feeding such corrupt bloddy army for years? did we sell our souls to hear such pathetic statments from a General? I feel shame man,relaly shame, Wisdom is not to accept defeat, THe wisdom is how to convince your worth to your oponent. I hope one day you will be able to make difference about it.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    musharraf has said much wierd stuff like this.

    here he mixes the tableeghhis with the killer of zill e huma. basically he is dusting every body under the carpet

  4. admin Says:

    It’s a delibrate and pathetic attempt by him,asusual.

  5. True Life Says:

    And these are the words of an Islamic Republic’s leader. Some of you may be tired of hearing it, but the purpose of Pakistan was an Islamic state. And now the leaders are acting/talking contradictory (sp?) to Qur’an and Sunnah. I would respect it if they would even try to follow the teachings of Islam about how to lead a country, but Allah alone knows how much they are trying.

    May Allah guide us all the right path.

  6. munaeem Says:

    “nukes,missiles like Ghori,Hataf,Shaheen, Tanks like Khalid,millions of dollars expenditure on defense. If this is all equal to a cost of AK47 then I must stop myself and prefer to redefine everrything which exist on earth.”

    These are useless toys. We cannot use it.

    Chirac’s Statement about Iran :

    “The weapon would be useless for Iran because using it would mean an instant counterattack, he said. “Where will it drop it, this bomb? On Israel?

    It would not have gone 200 metres into the atmosphere before Tehran would be razed.”

  7. munaeem Says:

    “Better you decide why you are nota supporter of Mush and then what made you to say something entire oppose that you follow his policies *grin*.

    My Physics teacher taught me that friction is a necessary evil

    In my opinion Mush is necessary evil.

  8. admin Says:

    then you should curse to the people who are wasting money but have no courage to use them. As I said that surrendered mentality can’t even use AK47. US is not super power,if super power face such offensive attitude in Iraq and afghanistan then God saves others to become such super power.

    Let me remind you. US has not won in Iraq and Afghanistan. It takes minutes to start a war but decades to end it.

  9. Atif Abdul-Rahman Says:

    mushi needs spiritual enlightenment!

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