Necessity is the mother of invention and Ms Ehlers has comeup with a solution which according to her is like a savior for women.The Rape trap
So be careful if you ever try to be naughty with your girlfriend or some other woman.Who knows she already prepared some trap for you *grin*
The most intresting part of the news is
after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, 33 percent could not point out Louisiana on a U.S. map.
Tagged:
Iraq,War on terror,Bush,CNN,Politics
KARACHi • The Sindh government has requested the Cabinet Division in Islamabad to devise a way to reduce the visits of federal functionaries to the province or provide for all the facilities they require during their stay.
Seems sind govt finally has realised the pain of karachiites or maybe some of local minister would have suffered in traffic jam.
Australians are already world champion in cricket and they are not doing good in Soccer but seems they are determined to explore other ways to prove themselves world champ.
Well done Aussies!.
Tagged:Robot world cup
via Abrar
Following is a video clip from Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie’s show “The Simple Life”. Somehow, they end up into a Pakistani family’s house and really funny events follow. Hopefully, the mullahs don’t see this clip, else another fatwa is coming towards Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Enjoy, at your own risk!!!
Get ready for Hoax “Paris Hilton becomes Muslim”
I wonder where is her wife??
I had already planned on Friday that I would write some pending piece of software codes which I had been planning for a couple of weeks. Sitting in front of computer and writing code on Sunday sounds insane, doesn’t it? But I had no other choice.
“Man is a social animal”. This doesn’t fit on me at all. I don’t know why people of ancient times used to pick single or few instances by assuming that it applies on everyone? Anyway, I am not some isolated person at all, its just I failed to find some good gathering for spending some time for myself. Yes I am not a party guy at all and always avoid to go in family marriages and parties that why I always fail to memorize name of people of my family which is not lesser than any galaxy on sky.I have a big dadihaal and nanihal but I know only people of two-tiers only. Tier one consist of my first cousins and khala,phuppi etc etc and 2nd tier is first cousins of my phoppo,kahala etc therefore if I ever go in some party or wedding and some old of my family ask me like “Aur adnan mian pehchana hamain?” then I feel myself the most stupid and dumbest person on earth. I know I don’t do right but..these things are not of my type. My mother and khaala etc used to say that “jab bv aye gi tu sab jaga janay ko ji chahe ga” then they give example of my mamoo who changed so rapidly after their marriages that even Darwin will admit change is more faster than the evolution itself.
Actually problem is that I am not in touch of many of my closed friends. Most of school friends got spoofed like “Gadhay k sir se seeng” and those who are here are very much busy with their wives.Now as a bachelor I feel so weird to bug them frequently as they have their own circle.Some of them have been blessed with children as well so it gets more difficult to do awara gardi like we used to do in school times.
College friends, I had hardly any friend in college because there is no concept to go college regularly in Karachi, especially there was no such thing in 94/95 so I didn’t know names of guys over there. The only reason for going college was Hasan Akbar Kamal and I always tried my best to attend his lecture. Hasan Akbar was a good English teacher, beside that he was a good urdu poet as well and few of his songs were sung by singers like Tina Sani.Khair,I made few friends during NCC training. One I remember was Kashif Ahmed who did his graduation from NED and then left for US.I don’t remember anyone else.Ah NCC,those were days,khair its beyond the topic so quite useless to elaborate it further.
In university we were group of four guys, offcourse one of them was me .I explored many food places during university life. Yes engineering is not like arts but yar ab itni bhe muskil nahi k banda ghoomey nahin. One of my group members Asim got married after an year of graduation, other had flown for Oman. Danish is at Microsoft now and in SMS server group. Rizwan also got married in February of last year and busy in his life and with wife. Therefore I am totally isolated now. I do meet with my ex offices colleagues and recently I went creek-Inn for a dinner with them but such things are very rare.
I had been planning to visit Salman for last 9/10 months but “time he nahi milta”. Oh salman is my old time buddy.Not much old just he was introduced by other friend wasif who passed his electrical engineering from NED and now working at HP. If I remember he is in silicon valley.Wasif is totally transformed into a yank and doesn’t like Karachi anymore thatswhy I don’t like to talk him now.
Khair, I was talking about salman.Salman also got married last year and curse me that I am so bad that I didn’t give any party to the newly wed couple. How moron I am. Salman literally helped me a lot during studies, though we were in different varsities but our field was similar. Salman was good in hardware and programming and so many times I used to call him after 11:00 PM night and most of time his response was positive. I used to live in Nazimabad no: 1. At that time me and salman often used to go Agha Juice corner or for Chicken Corn soup near Al-hasan.
Things are very changed now even I find so many changes in me and many of then are seamless that I never felt them but they exist. There was a time when I often used to watch few programs on TV but curse upon Ekta Kapoor and her family that they produced such horrible and insane TV programs that my mother never allowed me to change the channel between 8 and 10 pm. Therefore, I had no choice other than giving up. Now even if I try to watch movie or program, I get bored. Yes I still watch sports like cricket, wrestling etc but there is no such passion or determination to watch them anyway. Change of priorities I must say hmmm. But I am planning to buy Chinese device for my computer so that I can watch World cup 2007 cricket matches easily and freely in my own room.
I also bought few books from urdu bazaar ,couldn’t finish them all, Qudrat Ullah Shahab’s Maa Ji has yet to finished. I don’t know why but there is something which irk me in a way that I don’t consider it harmful but its definitely affecting on my personality. What is that I don’t know at all. May be I have given so much importance to my priorities that I have forgotten myself. That’s all I have figure out yet. Anyway,self revealing is very lame in my sight but I am still doing it.Noman thinks that whatever he writes is not public therefore he doesn’t like to reveal his identity.I disagree with it because when you dont want to tell then why are you telling indirectly?You might be hiding your name etc but you are still unveiling your personality which matters most.Khair uski thinking not mine.Nobody gives a damn about other neither I do.
Its 1:40AM now and I am yawning big time, so lazy to shave right now so I would prefer to shave my face early morning. Oh by the way I forgot to tel you that I didn’t write a single piece of code at all. Just wasted another day in useless things.
Tagged:Life,Personal experience
These days I have been reciving emails about death of danish cartoonist.Usually the content is same:
the artist who drew the pictures of the Prophet Muhammed (S.A.W)has died in a fire. He was burned alive. Denmark government is hiding the news from the public and everyone has got to know.
Weird,no source provided and its said tht its being kept secret.Now i personally believe its just being spreaded with a plan,most of our emotional and unedcuated muslims will come out on roads and start chanting “Allah Akbar”.
Please don’t take impression that I have no love for Muhammd(SAW).Its just i dont consider myself stupid enough to believe in such baseless news and start spreading them to others.Neither my belief and my religion is weaker enough that I start thinking that Islam was in danger.
Tagged: Cartoon controversy
Nasty but hilarious!!.My friend Saad sent me this today.Have fun:)
Mian sahib wanted to raise money for his party, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was very high so he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper said: “MIAN’S ASS SHINES”.
Mian sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The paper read: “MIAN’S ASS OUT IN FRONT”
His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered Mian sahib not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: “WIFE SCRATCHES MIAN’S ASS”
This was too much for Mrs. Mian. So she ordered Mian sahib to get rid of the donkey. Mian sahib decided to give it to Benazir.
The paper headline the next day read: “BENAZIR TAKES MIAN’S ASS”.
Followed by another on the next day:
“NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN”.
All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of publicity. They informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey.
So she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500.
Next day the headline read: “BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs.500″
This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
“BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE”
Bill Gates will no longer be part of Microsoft as Chief Software Architect. Ray Ozzie,the groovy guy will takes his place.Gates is willing to spend more time with his foundation in health area. For details visit Microsoft PressPass
Tagged: Microsoft,gates foundation,Bill Gates
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